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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Maya eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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