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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Peanut eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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