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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Stella eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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