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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Gus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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