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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rocky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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