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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Sparky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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