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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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