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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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