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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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