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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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