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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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