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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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