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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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