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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Yoda eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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