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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Murphy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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