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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Murphy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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