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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Thor eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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