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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Loki eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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