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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Squishy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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