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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Squishy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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