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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dexter eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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