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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dexter eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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