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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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