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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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