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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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