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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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