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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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