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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Snort eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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