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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ziggy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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