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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simpkins eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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