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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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