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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bilbo eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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