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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Misty eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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