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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Misty eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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