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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Gizmo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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