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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simba eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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