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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Coco eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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