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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tilly eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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