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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Lola eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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