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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Lola eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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