Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.