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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rosie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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