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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daisy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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