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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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