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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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