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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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