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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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