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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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