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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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