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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Alfie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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