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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Molly eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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