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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Molly eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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