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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Poppy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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