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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daenerys eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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