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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daenerys eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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