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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Voldemort eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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