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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Voldemort eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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