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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Akira eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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