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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Akira eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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