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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Trotsky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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